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The phenomena that renders a television or movie program unwatchable for more than a few moments before the desire to change the channel or leave the theatre becomes irresistable due to the high levels of stupidity contained therein.
Titled for the Three Stooges, stooge factor can change over time, illustrating how some of our most beloved television programs and movies can become completely unwatchable years later.
Something so utterly stupid that it defies belief.
The desire to escape the program may actually be accompanied by a subtle fear that continuing to watch it may actually make one less intelligent.
(Parody phrase of Fear Factor)
Note that it is possible for modern television and movie programs to have such horrible writing, acting, etc. that it can be said to contain a high stooge factor.
A Three's Company episode being funny back in the 1980s being out of place in the new millennium. Or watching Jerry Lewis try to do his old stand-up routine at a modern comedy festival.
Basically, makes you want to get the hook.
"I can't watch this crap. Too high a stooge factor!"
An amount of time added to any journey in a rural area to allow for getting stuck behind slow moving agricultural vehicles or coming across farm animals in the road.
I know it's only half an hour away but I'm setting off now to allow for tractor factor.
Someone whom you would really like to lick either in a general way or in a very sensational sexual way.
I told my girlfriend as she came in the door that she had a very high lickability factor.
A measurement used to determine how much something, usually low quality food or alcoholic beverages, will make you shit your brains out. Could be referenced in regards to poop travel time, odor of shit, as well as explosiveness of diarrhea. It is widely accepted by many that "Colt 45 Blast" was aptly named in reference to having an astronomically high splatter factor.
"Damn homie, I just polished off a few Four Lokos and some bad indian food. I've had to hit the shitter 5 times in the last 3 hours. That's some major splatter factor.
A girl with just the right amount of 'chunk', specifically, with the correct chunk factor ratio.
Early Christina Ricci from Casper is a total chunk factor.
crazy crazy guy silly silly so silly (do not trust) awesome swell guy good taste in gifs awesome awesome pretty funny really funny kind of funny big big chungus bruh bruh br no i not u stupid whats 9 +10 bruh u stup
"whats 9+10"
"ask sludge factor"
The act of being very angry to the point of doing bodily harm to someone.
My pissification factor is high today!