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Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.
A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.
A festival held my the mole people where each person donates a gram of shit and they lace there houses with shit ornaments, once they are finished they bring down a human and split his penis open put some shit in his dick and see it closed
Hey the mole people are starting a fecal festival lay low so your duck don’t get shit in it
'Festival mode' regarding the state of mind people are in when attending a music festival.
Person 1: "Mate I'm going to get so fucked at Reading - I can't fucking wait!"
Person 2: "Yeah man me too - I'm in complete festival mode!"
Titties that owners can paint and wear without clothing to festivals. These particular titties are usually not larger than a C cup to avoid owners being uncomfortable.
You have festival titties!
Just an absolute extreme period of time of multiple people just jocing on another person and it becomes a joce festival with all the jocing activities.
Aye you wanna go to Joce Festival later?
A summer music festival in Dover, Delaware. Filled with old sweaty men on acid, fratboys, and alcohol abuse.
Dude, let's chug some brewskis and mosh to indie at Firefly Festival
A large group of people that do shopping cart racing around many different stores every night after midnight. See the definition of shopping cart racing to find out more.
I saw on a flier that there’s an shop speed festival somewhere in town. Wanna join?