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When a man accidentally ejaculates into a woman and urinates inside of her to flush it out.
1“How was last night man?”
2“Not good, I came in her so I ended up flooding the gates.”
1“Close one.”
When you pee you pants while standing and it fills up your shoes.
Typically I wear Tevas when I pee my pants, but today I wore my Chucks and had to flood the basement.
A term regarding to the flood in the Halo series, which jump extremely far and high.
Dude! Did you just see my cat jump?
Yeah! It just did a Flood-Jump!
I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning
Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.
A sexual move in which you orgasm in the nose of your sexual partner, this term comes from the idea of “digging for gold” when you pick your nose
Mike: Yo Zach, Sarah let me try Flooding the mine on her!
Zach: Wtf if wrong with both of you?
When your mutha fucken landlord doesnt listen to your mutha fucken requests about your mutha fucken washing machine being mutha fucken broken and now you got a mutha fucken flood.
My mutha fucken washing machine is broken and my mutha fucken landlord hasn't fixed it and now I have a mutha fucken flood.