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The strongest flu known to man. It is a combination of three flu viruses spread by 3 different males to a stripper's breast, where the viruses mix to form a super virus.
James, "I am so sick I think I am dying."
Kyle, "You must have caught stripper flu again from one of your dirty whores!"
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Another name for H1N1 flu, or swine flu. So called because of its alleged origins in Mexico.
Bill: Hey, aren't you going to the concert tonight?
Wayne: Na, man... I caught that damn Fajita Flu and I'm sick as hell.
Bill: Go get some Tamiflu. You'll feel better soon
Wayne: Na, man... they're only giving that to illegals on medicaid and their 9 anchor babies.
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Marcus is out of work again today, he's down with the yuppie flu.
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1. A form of the flu causing an unnecessary paranoia in the general global public, especially America. The only people who have died from this illness in the 2009 outbreak, for whatever reason, are Mexicans. One of them came into the US before they died, causing everyone to flip the fuck out completely unnecessarily because now people think that there are swine flu deaths all over the United States, when this is in fact false.
2. The latest bad reason to not leave the house. See "bad economy", definition 1.
Teen 1: I can't go out tonight, my mom's scared of the swine flu.
Teen 2: So, you're under quarentine because... the flu is going around?
Teen 1: Yeah.
Teen 2: The hell.
Remember, kittlings. The flu by any other name... is still the flu. In this case, nothing more, nothing less.
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This epidemic predominately circulates the Nevershoutnever! (and/or) Eatmewhileimhot! fangirl society.
Where can you find the victims of this disease?
-YouTube
-Never Shout Never page on Facebook.
-Live performances
-Possibly even in your teen sister's bedroom...
How can you recognize a female carrying this disease?
-Her YouTube name will most likely have 'x's in it, for instance: XxMillieMonsterxX (aka a scene tween)
-Her grammar will most likely be horrid, consisting of the usage of 'q's instead of 'g's because they think it looks cooler or something...
-She will most likely use ecsessive amounts of exclamation points and virtual hearts "<3"
-She will constantly be ranting on how she "raped the replay button" because she finds that to be clever, though we're all really sick of that saying.
Though these are the main ways to spot a die-hard fan, you might be surprised to find who really is a fan of Christopher Drew Ingle. Though they might not be fanatical for him, they equally enjoy his music.
Drew Flu fan: "omq!!1!!11 i <33 him soo00o0 muchh!!, i just rapedd the replay button!!!11! lololol like my nsn shirt?!!? its the sexxx nd imm werinq it 2 his concertt!!"
Inconspicuous fan: -sets iPod to shuffle Nevershoutnever! while doing Algebra homework-
"I'm happy knowing that you are mine...." (:
Fact: His music automatically puts you in a better mood.
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Hooking up with a fat chick.
Watch out for that chick man. You don't wanna catch the swine flu do you?
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adjective. Used in slang as the extreme of the words "ill" or "sick", resulting from it's health-threatening tendencies.
You hear that new hip hop album, it's straight up bird flu.
Mahmud isn't just ill, he's bird flu.
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