Dick

Alternative currency used by mountain-dwellers in Colorado. Usually equal to $40 USD.

Jason: Hey man, I'm short some dick, can you loan me a 20?
Friend: Sure, here you go. Let your wife know she can come to me for dick too if you're short again.
Jason: You're a good friend.

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Dick

The sneaky snake between a mans legs
Also know as the second or main brain of a man

Mary Walked in johns room only to find him going at it with a sock on his dick

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Dick

A complete jerk and a person who is always disappointing, even when given the best of chances

guy stop being such a dick

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Dick

A big pencil used for penetration in a stretch armstrong

Put your dick In me

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Dick

Someone, usually a chap, who is a very silly sort of fellow.

Hey you, Michael Webb, you're a dick!

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Dick

A gay person's and slut's favorite type of lolipop. Usually releases milk when really horny.

You see the person over there? He sucks dick.

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Dick

Something girls like to suck on

Kate: sucks on dick**
Jason: im gonna cum.
Jason: cums in kates mouth**

Kate: mmmmm** licks cum*

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