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When someone is so fail that everything they come in contact with is affected by The the persons aura of fail.
The man had such a aura of fail that he ruined everything that he came into contact with.
The man's fail aura destroyed there attempts on the project.
Failure that approaching epic level proportions. Usually as a result of dumbass antics
Person :1 I hope this trick works
(Rides bike off a set of stairs and faceplants)
Person 2: This is what happens when you attempt something you shouldn't. This isn't epic, but you get a catastrophic fail
When a person, in attempt to be cool, wears a fidora but is too chubby or is Jason Mraz.
When Jeffrey Ross wears his Fidora with a suit it is a Fidora Fail.
A whole new level of Fail, most notably found in the South Florida city of Hialeah where people use steam pots for mail boxes, park in the ramp for the handicapped, ride horses up and down 49th street, use shopping carts for grills, old people park there electrical scooters in parking spots. and when people walk into a Winn-Dixie/Publix to weigh there luggage to go to Cuba
Jim: Did you see that horse drawn carriage at La Vaquita?
John: What a Hialeah Fail
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Pittsburgh based resturant Eat-n-Park has a black angus american grill burger on it menu in which it hypes up to be the best thing to come along since sliced bread and the invention of the wheel. When in all actuality it is the void of taste, small and unfilling, overpriced, and severd on buttered toast instead of a bun. The burger at one time was ok(not great), but as time went on it has turned into an uneatable mound of grease and oil on wet toast that pigs would have trouble eating, not to be critical just saying.
Eat-n-Park's new fail burger will leave you unsatisfied and with a hole in your wallet.
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When your fucking a chick and she orgasms so hard she passes out before you jizz
Jo:Dude I fucked Crystal so hard she passed out on my dick before I came!
Tom: Damn she engine failed your ass.
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Guy 1: Hey bro, look at this Fan Art i drew of Triela!
Guy 2: Fan Art? This is Fail Art!
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