Fort Valley

A small town in northern Virginia with full of white trash and wild rednecks, everyone owns a gun and voted for Donald trump.

Taylor: where are you from

Beth: Fort Valley

Taylor:.... I'm sorry

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fort cobb

fort cobb is a rugged ass small town in the southwestern part of Oklahoma, where everyone talks shit upon others then turns around and pretends to absolutely adore them.
It is also known as "cobb" to it's locals.

Stacy!, don't go to fort cobb, they fake as hell there.

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Fort Lawn

The smallest speck on the South Carolina map.
Where our biggest attraction is a Dollar General.
When you go through this town, DON'T BLINK!!
Oh dang, you just missed it.

"I live in Fort Lawn."

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fort clan

A dumb group of friends that play video games together.

Friend: Hey you want to play cod with me?
Me: nah man I'm play with the fort clan lol sorry maybe next time.

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Fort John

Another name for a restroom.

I'm gonna go "gaurd" Fort John.

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Fort Pelozi

Armed camp around the Capitol Building set up by El Hefe Pelozi.

I’m going to DC to see the inmates in Fort Pelozi.

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Fort Knox

Term for used to describe safe sex.

To be protected like Fort Knox.

" I hooked up with Mike last night. He's been around, so of course it was Fort Knox."

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