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French teacher

a french teacher is always very bitchy and rude. she always favours the "SMARTER" kids. a french teacher always holds you in the classroom after the lunch bell and yells at the students. french teachers are the rudest kinds of teachers. She also doesn't let you go to the toilet untill you ask her in french

my french teacher is a bitchy women. whos isnt?

by Fmjfmjfmjfmj September 28, 2020

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French sunglasses

When someone is lying on their back, you stand with your feet on either side of their head, and slowly squat down, lowering your ball sack onto the receiver's eyes. Be sure to slowly rock back and forth to provide a massaging motion, nice and gently because you are acting like a true French gentleman.

Her eyes were really itchy, so I gave her my French sunglasses for a few minutes and they soothed her itchy eyes.

Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!

by UrbanDictionaryJimmy February 1, 2018


French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over one's erect penis and engaging in oral sex.

Francois got a wicked French tent last night.

by sexywiddlebaby February 18, 2016


french dispatch

Running up and punching someone as hard as you can in the anus.

"Would you French Dispatch Timothée Chalamet?"

by smokehousekid November 28, 2021


french yogi

a french person who is possibly an alien.

That guy is is bothering me. He may be a French Yogi.

by Chuck Beeswax December 12, 2013


French Rinse

A French Rinse is when you use the next wine to rinse out your wine glass instead of water.

Give me that bottle, I'm going to do a French Rinse before pouring my next glass.

by Jacaranda November 8, 2021


French Grinches

The grinches in the super modeling industry.

Jack…I want you to paint me…like one of your French grinches🥺

by Beetle fetus December 16, 2022