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first friday of every month everyone gets as fucked up as they posibly can and party
kat:u ready for fucked up friday!?!?!?!?!?!:D
mom:helll yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kat:can i have money for tht now?
mom:um no buy ur own shit and my shit
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the words that is told to a person who talks about the stupidest shit...
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An alternate way of saying "shut the fuck up".
Guy 1: Hey, I have a 15 foot penis.
Guy 2: Dude, fuck up the shut.
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A way to say casually how fucked up you really are. Like if you were to draw the line of where fucked up is and go down the road a little more then look back at it.
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1. (v.) Drinking/using narcotics to the point where you know longer have control of your body/mind. Usually accompanied by blackouts and in some cases, peeing on your girlfriends Super Nintendo.
2. (adj.) Used to describe something that a close friend or family member did to wrong you.
"Dude I got so federally fucked up last night I peed on my girl's printer. I don't remember SHIT."
"Did you hear that Mike stole Jim's girl then got her pregnant and left hit to raise the kid?"
"Damn, that's federally fucked up."
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when a person is going on a thefting spree and aims for a house they do not know is heavily armed
I saw a theif coming to my house so i gave him a theft fuck up by punching him down my steepest staircase and watched him die, shortly later i threw him in the garbage
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shut the fuck up...please
shut the fuck up...please...i did say please! Please Shut the Fuck UP! Goddamit...SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING CUNT!
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