The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.
"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".
To talk waffle and bollocks with similarly minded f*ck wits on a topic which has no basis in reality
Person A
"If you want to know how to enjoy life without being burdened by aspiration, success, career moves, dependency on a partner, material wealth, boasting, one upmanship being pretentious about not being pretentious just let me know. I'll afford you some valuable insights."
Person B
"LOL - where did you come up with that crap - in Korkys Garden?"
Wow! Did you See Cindy? I would love to till her garden of love.
Someone who is always watching or is very observant of a particular person or thing.
"Yo that Jason guy quickly managed to find Nathan at the festival. Turns out he never let his eyes stray from him. Hes such a gardeners cat."
Someone who is very observant of small details or frequently watches others in the shadows.
"I swear you've worn that jumper 3 days in a row now"
"Oh you're such a Gardeners Cat"
what stoners use to make themselves smell good after chiefing. its made by glade and can be found at your local cvs. when you smell it it makes your knees week and you have a burst of excitement, especially after smoking.
yo i smell like shit! ohh dude les stop by cvs and get some country garden!