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What your hand turns into after you ejaculate semen into it.
"I couldn't find anyplace to shoot my load, so I ejaculated into my hand. Now I need to wash off my cum glove."
When you jack off with both hands wearing a pair of rubber gloves and scream a nurses name.
I was in the hospital with some gloves by my bed, so I totally pulled a gloved avenger.
1) An inside out used condom, worn on the hand and used by a creepy stalker chick to impregnate herself with your semen.
2) When you wear a prostitute like a mitten.
Definition 1:
Dude 1: Dude i heard Stacy is having your baby.
Dude 2: Yeah, that bitch took a used condom from my dumpster and love gloved herself with my sperm yo.
Definition 2:
Dude 1) Did you love glove that hooker man?
Dude 2) Yeah bro, yeah man, i stuck my hand in there and wore her like a mitten.
She said not to try it with more than three finers, but after a little bit of coaxing and more than a few tears I was wearing her pink glove like I'd been born with it on.
I didn't know that I truly loved him until I wore his pink glove.
After having protected sex, the man removes the "filled" condom and slaps his partner in the face with it.
My girl and I just had sex but complained because I came and she didn't. I challenged her to a duel old school style by removing my condom and giving her a glove slap across the face!
To treat somebody with utmost caution so as not to disturb or inconvenience them due to their stature or persona.
They always handled him with baby gloves because they knew his father was the boss.
When your going to bone a chick and your friend saves you by providing a rubber.
john: hey bro did you bone that chick last night
bro: ya man Jerry made a glove save.