Rural Dictionary

Going Janeen

When someone goofs so you go absolutely batshit crazy on them. Typically used on retail employees when they act and/or treat you like a fucking idiot.

Person 1: Did you see her yell at that Walmart cashier?
Person 2: Yeah, she was going Janeen on them!

by skehjgwg September 8, 2019

Going Internal is a term used primarily by the United States Marine Corps to define what happens to an individual when they are completely overwhelmed by the negative external and internal factors affecting them. They are unable to think about anything except for how terrible their situation is. Individuals suffering from this psychological phenomenon usually go quiet for long periods of time and stare vacantly at whatever is in front of them. It is hard to engage in conversation with someone who has gone internal, and when it is possible to get them to talk they usually only talk about how bad they believe their situation to be.

Marine 1: "Whats wrong with Lance Corporal Pyle? He hasn't said a word in over an hour, and he's just staring at the ground."
Marine 2: "He's going internal. He just found out he has 24 hour duty this weekend."

by scooterthepooter June 16, 2022

going ballistic

Becoming fully, truly, unstoppably, gravitationally angry. Usually of a person or semi-sentient animal that can experience anger.
References ballistic missiles, whose flight paths are nearly un-alterable after a certain point.

"When dad finds out I didn't submit my college applications, he'll be going ballistic!"

by 4onen November 28, 2015

Going Oriental

"Eating the cat", performing felatio on your female partner. Derived from the common eastern practice of eating feline specimens.

Though Jason Mao was slightly overweight and poorly endowed, he was well reputed in the female community for consistently and effectively going oriental whenever necessary.

by Dilax September 12, 2014

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