Golly goobers is a way of expressing your surprise.It is like saying OMG or Jesus Christ . This word originates from the spongebob saying of goofy goobers .
Golly Goobers! A chicken just jumped out my wardrobe !
ha ha i made you look this up and i just put this here ha ha ha
Jonathan who sits behind me at work.
What? you used all but the last half-millimetre of milk, and still put the bottle back in the fridge? you are a complete and utter goober head!
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cum, snake juice, spunk, jism, sperm
ejaculant
while smurfin my bitch, I left my goober
goo on her forehead
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One who loves to suck the cock, and likes to swallow too.
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Someone who was worse in middle school, AKA everyone who was ever in middle school, in reference to their middle school selves.
I'm going to go back in time to point and laugh at your middle school self. You were such a little goober.
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