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When one wears gym clothes to class in hopes of looking like they have either just come from the gym or are going soon, but they have no intention of working out that day.
Person A: Hey, you just come from the gym?
Person B: No I'm just faking gym today.
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The act of switching gyms. Being at one gym, then going to another for other benefits.
Hey is Tyler coming with us to Planet Fittness?
"No, he's gym hopping to LA Fit because it's less money"
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A term used for getting high or blazed. A more clean and secretive way of letting your friends know that you are high or that you will be getting high.
person1: What are you doing today?
person2: Nothin', I'm Going to the gym before work.
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The process of a near perfect person attending the gym when it is not really necessary, to miss going to the casino (specifically). Indicative of health addiction.
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A gym turtle is one of those big guys who can probably lift 200lbs, usually bald... although some of them try to disguise themselves by letting their hair grow a bit, but you can still tell they are turtles because they wear their shells in the front, right below their chest and above their waist instead of having it in the back like a normal turtle, most of them are proud of their shells because it helps them lift more weight instead of working on their abs. even though they look menacing, most of them are friendly, but it's always good to be cautious around them.
J: hey dude, look at that gym turtle over there bench pressing 300lbs.
S: yeah, i know, good thing he has his shell or else he would get a hernia.
J: yeah, that shell sure comes in handy.
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a) A person who makes loud sounds in the gym it is almost animalistically homosexual
b) A person who goes to the gym often and believes he is socially superior to others when he is pompous
Mr Gibbons is such a gym wanker
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