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A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.
Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.
A woman who comes to breakfast joints primarily for the toast.
That old bat at the diner is a toast hag.
Baggy, bell bottomed hippie pants. Typically with trippy or floral designs. Made from comfortable fabric material
Friend one "those are some rad pants man"
Friend two "they're called hag pants bro"
Someone who likes to compliment people, but sadly not to his/her face.
That Ass Hag needs to grow a pair and say it to her face!
An obviously aged woman who dresses age inappropriately, wears too much makeup, but still has some level of sex appeal.
She looks like Barbies great grandmother , what a hag doll. She must shop at Forever 49.
The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.
Martha really triggered my hag reflex at the potluck dinner.
A Jack-hag is usually any female (especially young adult females) who try to date every Michael Jackson impersonator she sees.
Billie Jean is such a Jack-hag. She hooked up with one MJ impersonator in Las Vegas last week and then she hooked up with another in New York this week. She even has her eye on MJ female drag king! She won't date anyone unless the person looks like Michael Jackson.