The act of getting one's head stomped on in a grape vat
He didn't have enough money to pay for his beard trimming so I finished him off with a Napa haircut.
When a male ejaculates on two lesbian women scissoring who haven't shaved in a long time.
I wanted to give my 2 girlfriends a Slovenian Haircut.
the Karen Haircut is the signature piece of becoming a bonified Karen, in addition to the sunglasses, sourpuss lips and banshee tone of voice.
By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.
e.g I don't hate Stephanie, but I think she can pull off a karen haircut.
That shit type of haircut you are forced to get for 15 dollars at a barber and end up getting a fuck ton of that chemical that gives you a lot of acne and shit . It is especially awful if you get it before a first day of school because then everyone would be telling you how you be built like a coconut and then at the end of day your parents to go you and say, "at more a mi presosio bebe". FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
Billy: *gets a Mexican haircut*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror
Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*
An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem
Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up
Your haircut sucks. Get rid of that atrocity.
Bro what is that yee yee haircut LMAO
Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut
Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life