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To masturbate/have a wank/spank the plank.
“ Sorry I’m late guys I had to hammer the job of meself “
I was going to fuck my sugar daddy but he had a dusty hammer.
think statue of liberty except this bitch lies in wait behind the drapes of your bedroom. Instead of a lamp torch she holds a Thor-like hammer which she wields with righteous vindictive justice. She emerges from the shadows after watching you sleep and strikes when you least expect and just keeps coming
boutta bring out my liberty hammer of justice on these toxic dudes
Hannah Hammer is what pussys do to fight. You ball up ur fist and hit like a hammer. You hit with ur pinky and side of ur palm pretty much. It doesn’t hurt anyone but urself, so good luck trying to win a fight using this interesting technique.
OMG!- she’s doing the -HANNAH HAMMER- bahahhaah 😭
when there's not full access to a penis and so a full grip of the hand cannot be obtained such as in the cinema when your dicks inevitably through the bottom of the popcorn box, so the index and middle finger become like the claw of a hammer and the penis being like the nail that's being pulled giving a better grip
Was sittin in mass and Jess gave me such a hammer wank
To kick one's self in the testicles with their heel, while sitting in a chair.
Heel Hammer - Scoot to the end of your chair and let the "boys" spill of the edge. Now raise either foot (or both) and give the giggle berries a good whack.
Kev Hammer refers to the massive cock he owns.
Girl 1:“Omg is that Kev hammer”
Girl 2:”wow”
Girl 3”😋😍