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Kev Hammer

Kev Hammer refers to the massive cock he owns.

Girl 1:“Omg is that Kev hammer
Girl 2:”wow”
Girl 3”😋😍

by Iwantkevhammer August 2, 2018


dusty hammer

A dirty fat dick

I was going to fuck my sugar daddy but he had a dusty hammer.

by NikeTangelo November 9, 2017


hammer wank

when there's not full access to a penis and so a full grip of the hand cannot be obtained such as in the cinema when your dicks inevitably through the bottom of the popcorn box, so the index and middle finger become like the claw of a hammer and the penis being like the nail that's being pulled giving a better grip

Was sittin in mass and Jess gave me such a hammer wank

by Mattc96 February 25, 2015


Gallagher's Hammer

The name of your penis when you are boob fucking a chick with your dick.

My girl's boobs had jizz all over it when I was done using gallagher's hammer.

by SweetJC6464 February 7, 2014

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hammer the ham

To masturbate violently.

1.Is Tom coming out tonight?
2. No, he's at home hammer the ham.

by Flyingwallruss November 11, 2017


Hammer the Job

To masturbate/have a wank/spank the plank.

Sorry I’m late guys I had to hammer the job of meself

by Maccamore February 15, 2021


Mushroom hammer

When a female grabs the shaft of an erect penis, then using her other hand makes a fist and a hammer motion, smashing the head of the penis.

So jake pissed a girl off again last night, and during what he believed was his victory blowjob for winning the argument he was brought to the fetal position with a brutal mushroom hammer.

by Francis the fantastic April 8, 2014