When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.
Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*
A motivational quote that's on a shirt sold by "vlog creations" as merch
Well I guess it's true, everything happens for no reason
When you accidentally send an 8 year old boy into space with a paedophile.
Narrator: A spokesman said "This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen"
Saying used by people (usually teens) who get caught smoking pot or vaping
“Yo you seem down today bro what’s up”
“Shit happens to the best of us.”
“Damn…”
A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.
Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.
If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!
Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.
Person A: What? What do you mean?
Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.
*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
When you think that it's happening it's not gonna happen, simple as.
Guy 1: Dudeee, did you hear they releasing the Epstein files, the global pedo-cabal is going down-
Guy: Nothing ever happens.
In the end nothing happened