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Ugly face...Often used in reference to a butterface
She's got a kickin' body...Too bad about her cracked helmet.
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A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex
AKA boabie joabe or tadger toalie and foreskin fajita
She lets me fuck her in the ass but I have to wipe my muddy helmet clean before I get a blow job
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Spawned by the recent South Park episode where Mohammed gave the Family Guy character a "salmon helmet".
A salmon helmet is when a particularly filthy smelling chick sits on your face for you to eat her out.
I brought that nasty chick home from the bar, and she gave me a salmon helmet when we 69'd. I almost booted up her asshole.
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Act of doping a dog up with muscle relaxants and laxatives, putting it on top of your shaved head, pulling down on the hind legs, and stretching out its rectum to fit on your head like a hat.
Dog Helmeting: Known among aficionados as Dög Hëlmüting
Step 1. Shave your head. If the dog is long haired, shave the dog's posterior and rectum area as well;
Step 2. Feed dog laxatives and/or muscle relaxants disguised as doggie "treats" so that the dog rectum will expand and dialate wider;
Step 3. Lube now shaven head (if laxatives were used in the previous step, excess feces may be used as well);
Step 4. Place dog on top of head, rectum covering top of head. Careful for the head may become submerged in the rectal cavity causing suffocation;
Step 5. Spin dog.
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A motorcycle helmet used to club victims and then rape them
I think derek used the rape helmet last night.
Why would you think such a thing ?
He came in to work today smelling like he swam in pussy and had some hair clumps on his helmet.
Maybe he just got laid and tore some of his own hair off in a hurry.
Then how do you explain the fact that he doesn't ride ?
Yeah, you got a point.
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When you have a crash in a men or character who wears a helmet and never or did show there face before for example
The Mandalorin,TRON,Etc
“Who is favorite character”
“Well I have a helmet kink so I like TRON”
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