IF YOU ARE HERE ELOSANTA

A sound played when someone subscribes to Tinder famous, multi-millionaire Twitch streamer "elosanta"

IF YOU ARE HERE ELOSANTA I WILL MAKE SURE YOU PERMABANNED!

why are we here?

A typical question you ask when you're either
A: bored as fuck
B: getting sentimental

C: actual confusion

Simmons: You ever wonder why are we here?
Grif: No. No I don't ever want to think about why we're here, Simmons.

Here have an eagle

Text coming from the cartoon of the game Team Fortress 2 and said by Saxton Hale while giving an eagle to his followers. It can be said to greet someone.

You: Here have an eagle
your guests: shmeh?

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Dun out here

DUN OUT HERE- when someone does something out of line that is usually quite disrespectful or nasty

“Ay, she cheated on me bro, she’s dun out here”

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listen here buddy

When a white male is about to get extremely mad.

Now listen here buddy im gonna have you to stop right there.

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come here often

Aside from being the most cliched pick-up line, this phrased is used can be used in other social situations.

1. What you say when you are in a group conversation and everyone randomly stops talking.

2. What you say when you first arrive somewhere after your friends have been there longer.

Ryan: HAHAHAHAHA
Aaren: hahahahaha..
Alan: hahaha..........
....

<silence>

Scott: So.. you come here often?

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Dave's not here man

What you say when someone says they are Dave

*knock knock
Person 1: who is there
Person 2: Dave
Person 1: Dave's not here man

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