urban hick

A person from the city (urban) who lacks the skills and knowledge that come from living in a small town or rural area. An urban hick would not know how to make beef jerky out of the deer he shot last week or how to can vegetables - or grow a garden for that matter - making him or her appear to be a "hick" in the eyes of non-urban locals.

Jenny, this salsa tastes great.

Thanks. My mom canned a bunch this summer.
Doesn't it come in a jar?
You're such an urban hick.

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Halo Hick

Some fucktard who plays Halo, who presumably bought an Xbox just for the game, and appearently isn't good with financial decisions.

Some Halo Hick: I don buy me an Xbox, now I have nutin to eat but it itself.

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Spic-Hick

A Spic-Hick is someone of a race that is NOT hispanic but gives the appearance of a hispanic. ex. dark complexion, dark hair, dark eyes. This person could be of ANY race but they look like a hispanic. Italians are exetremely susceptible to being called this on account of the simalarities in the pigment of their skin that gives them the appearance of a hispanic (Mexican, Puerto Rican, etc.)

Person 1: "Hey, there's Anthony."
Person 2: "Dude, is he Mexican or something?"
Person 1: "Nah man, he's Italian he just looks like it"
Person 2: "Ooh, so he's a Spic-Hick?"
Person 1: "Yup."

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Zombie hick

A zombiephobic person who thinks it's necessary to have a12 gauge in the bathroom a .45 under his/her pillow an ak behind the tv a 30-06 in a gun safe a p90 in the fridge two 9 mils holstered an ar-15 also in a gun case a .50 cal s&w in a fruitbowl and a 10 guage elephant gun under his/her bed just in case a zombie breaks in

Me: hey can I grab a pop
zombie hick: ya sure in the fridge just don't touch p90 and watch out for the smith and wesson in the fruit bowl and if u see a zombie just grab a gun and light em up
Me: ur such a zombie hick

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inbred hick

The product of incest. Although inbreeding is undesirable and unhealthy, an incestious relationship can be quite beautiful.

inbred hick is my example.

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hick bitch

"Hick bitch" means beautiful girlfriend. Think of "boo" or "bae" except more acceptable.

I'm so lucky to have you, hick bitch.

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dirty hicks

When you go to the woods and cut down a small tree leaving 10 inches or so of the stump then you put a plastic bag over it then a condom over that then you and your friends take turns squatting over it ramming it in and out of your ass

Plumer the stump can take it all he is such a dirty hicks

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