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any outrageous statement, picture, video, or saying that merits a further review from one of your close friends because of it's outragousness.
video of a guy blowing himself up with a W-D 40 can which provokes your close friend to say damn homie!
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Broken homies are people who come from broken homes and automatically relate to one another because of this sad, sad reality. Bond particularly increases in the company of happy and fortunate individuals. Broken homies also usually have sick senses of humor that appeal most to one another.
I was sitting with my broken homie, Matt, joking about Susan's botched abortion.
The guy in the friendgroup that offers to pay for everything
Brad: Damn these sex toys are really expensive, I don't think I can afford them.
Preston: Don't worry bro, I got you.
Brad: Thanks bro, I can't wait to use these later with my girl.
*Later*
Brad: Wow, Preston sure was being a sugar homie back there
a person who sleeps with everyone in a group of friends
Lauren is a Homie ho because she slept with all brads friends and brad.
When an imbibed friend is forced to decide whether to ditch one of his homies for the chance to procreate with a girl he would not normally consider mating with.
Jeremy had to make a Homie's Choice when he left John to pursue a girl whose name he had forgotten and who subsequently denied him any poonaney
Those pegs on the back of a bmx bike that you can carry friends with.
(Dude 1): hey man, you wanna go to the store?
(Dude 2): hell yeah! I installed a homie hauler on my bike so you can ride with me.
(Dude 1): Sweet. let’s go.
A Homie Condom is when you're out of condoms and you want to smash girl but you want to do it protected still, So your Homie lets you put your dick in his ass while he puts his penis in the girl unprotected taking all the risk of an STD or an unwanted baby.
Tristan: Noah man I need you to be my Homie Condom.
Noah: nah man my ass still hurts from last time plus I got chlamydia.
Tristan: Man come on I swear I got you next time.
Noah: Fine but, I wanna do it with your mom next time.
Tristan:deal.