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When somebody acts homophobic but is really gay they only let their good friends know that they're gay
David Man I hate fags
Jake Really
David No I actually think I'm gay but I just call people fags because I want them to be my friends
Jake Ok
Ryan Hi
David Get away fag
Ryan What
David I don't want this gay fag with us
Ryan You closet homosexual
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Someone who feels romantically attracted to men, women, non-binary (etc) but sexually talking, only would do it with people with the same sex (genitals) as theirs.
• in case of ciswomen and non-binary people with vaginas: feels attracted to all genders but only fucks people with vaginas (not necessarily women)
• in case of cismen and non-binary people with penises: feels attracted to all genders but only fucks people with penises (not necessarily men)
(I’m not adding trans people in the examples because generally they don’t have the same genitals as cis people. They would be “biromantic heterosexual” but don’t feel invalidated using “heterosexual” cuz it only refers to the genitals. Y’all are still real men and women, you’re valid!!!
In case a trans man (obv with vagina) is dating another trans man (with vagina too) or non-binary people with vaginas it would be “biromantic homosexual”. Same goes with trans women (in case they hadn’t surgery)
I hope it helps to make you feel comfortable with your sexuality <3
- Layla! Look how hot that man is!!
~ Yeah! He’s handsome and has a great body but I don’t really feel sexual attraction towards him
- but you are bisexual, right?
~ I’m biromantic homosexual**
- it’s true, sorry!!
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Extremely gay and flamboyant. A very obviously homosexual person. Can also be used to describe a situation.
1. See that guy wearing the Eddie Bower shirt? He's flamingly homosexual.
2. Having to sleep on a bench every night is flamingly homosexual.
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A functioning homosexual is a gay person who has not given
thier life over to the drama associated with their sexual orientation.
A homosexual who can pass as straight when the need arises.
Someone like Will on Will and Grace.
Gay Dude 1: It's amazing how calm Bob was when Brucie had
his meltdown at the GLT meeting last night.
Gay Dude 2: Bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning homosexual.
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Flaming Homosexual
Two homosexual men, that are very proud, in the action of sexual intercourse, kneel down in front of each other naked. They have a blowtorch in between them, which will be used later. They then both get funnels and 2 oz of gasoline or propane and shove the funnel inside of their penises. They each pour the gasoline into their penises. They then turn on the blowtorch and proceed to "beat their meat" and aim it at each other, but also at the flame of the blowtorch while singing Justin Bieber lyrics.
When they are finally about to ejaculate, the now gasoline/semen mixture hits the fire of the blowtorch and then hits the other 'flaming homosexual', causing a burning sensation and some sort of sexual pleasure. They continue to do this until they are both satisfied or until they go unconscious from pain and loss of blood.
elaM: You ready for this heat?
Male: You already know I’m ready for this Flaming Homosexual!
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Acts in which homosexuals and men who pretend they aren't gay take part in. Homosexual acts often take place in parks, bathrooms, gym locker rooms, Queeen's Park (Toronto), Church Street Bathhouses and confessionals. Homosexuals acts include, baking, but are not limited to, blowjobs, handjobs, anal fingering, light petting, shopping, gossiping, nipple twisting, manicures, kissing (when two men kiss) anal sex, rim jobs, fisting, and watersports to name a few.
"Homosexual Acts" : Gossiping
"OMG ricky, did you see marks ass, I swear to GOD that fag is being such a donut eater, his ass is sooooooo big, and not in the good juicy ass way, the way you want to rim his tight little man hole, but in the way in which you think, GOD ricky go the fucking gym and do some squats bitch!"
Homosexual Acts : anal fingering
"Ok Lance, lick my finger, you'll want to lube it up good and wett so that your bum hole has an easy time taking my index, otherwise we might have anal tearing, and we don't want that!"
Homosexual Acts: Queen's Park (Toronto)
This is where many "gay" and not so "gay" men come to ride their bikes around late at night on the pathways behind the Ontario Legislature. It's odd because Queen's Park is surrounded by major roads with cars, and people whizzing by (not watersports). Men will often lean on trees, pretending to hold them up, meanwhile there hands are often on their dicks which are mysteriously hanging out of their zipped pants and or shorts. This is more popular in the summer as winter here is cold and frostbite is a concern!
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