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This is a word to succinctly describe the ever-present new wave of hip-hop containing "lyrics" that bring retards to their knees in cliche awe and anyone who truly enjoys music to the bathroom to join the other perplexed vomiteers. Idio-Hop encompasses modern songs potentially classifiable as 'Hip-Hop', but truly having a nano-scale of intelligence behind the meaning (and I am very ashamed to even describe it as such).
In short, Idio-Hop is a collection of words with a mediocre beat that completely mocks the lack of intelligence of its listeners while proving that once someone identifies something as cool, every dumbass in the club will feel the same way about it.
"Well, my favoreat hobbees are snorting ants, not wiping my ass, cleaning dirt, and jammin' out to Idio-Hop!!!"
"Yo son, 'Superman High' is my Idio-hop joint. That's my jam bruh!"
Telling your friend to go get headshot in less then 1 second in a video game
Friend 1: “Hey, hop on tarkov!”
Friend 2: “Ok!”
*gets headshot*
those parties that come to breweries with strollers, diapers, infants and toddlers in tow that shave the buzz/mood/vibe of all over 21 that are trying to appreciate a crafted libation in peace.
I ordered my favorite beer ,and was enjoying the music and adult conversation with friends when the hops robbers arrived in droves with car seats, formula, diapers - screaming kids and crappy diapers ensued .
Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.
Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!
Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."
When you have to jump from one parents house to anothers after the get seperated or devorced when their is visitation right or joint custoday. Usually involving that u split your time between both houses. Most times it unfair to the child
Oh Brittany hates parent hopping.
She always forgets her charger at one the other house
A girl/boy who jumps from another girls dude or another guys girl to another.
My best friend cheated on her boyfriend by hubby hopping to my boyfriend.