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Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.
Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!
Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."
When you have to jump from one parents house to anothers after the get seperated or devorced when their is visitation right or joint custoday. Usually involving that u split your time between both houses. Most times it unfair to the child
Oh Brittany hates parent hopping.
She always forgets her charger at one the other house
those parties that come to breweries with strollers, diapers, infants and toddlers in tow that shave the buzz/mood/vibe of all over 21 that are trying to appreciate a crafted libation in peace.
I ordered my favorite beer ,and was enjoying the music and adult conversation with friends when the hops robbers arrived in droves with car seats, formula, diapers - screaming kids and crappy diapers ensued .
A girl/boy who jumps from another girls dude or another guys girl to another.
My best friend cheated on her boyfriend by hubby hopping to my boyfriend.
A random/bad infield hop made by a ground ball in the game of baseball or softball. Named after the softball fields in West Lafayette, Indiana, which are known for their propensity to produce bad hops due to having low maintenance gravel instead of actual dirt infields.
The fields are at the corner of Salisbury and Cumberland Avenues, and are unofficially known as the Salisbury Fields, though the official name is Arni Cohen Memorial Fields.
When it happens in your favor: "Yes, that was the Salisbury Hop we needed!"
When it happens against you: "God damn fucking Salisbury Hop cost us the game!"
Its an intermit grind session involving 5 big gay men from the zariman, 2 square meters of dry wall and the forbidden texts of Ballas written under the authority of the greater will while the 5 gay men proceed to attach chips to the rectum of the people participating in the event. The act of Hop on Warframe takes several nights to complete and no straight man will emerge straight from. The main events within Hop on Warframe include hump the dry wall and hope it sticks every 2 nanoseconds. Another common method is the cock spiral where 2 men sit on a spinning object while being slapped in the by the gay mens throbbing cocks which are modded with extra multishot.
"Hey Aiden want to Hop on Warframe?"
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