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When a man from Africa puts a couple fire ants down his dick and the only way to get them out is to piss them out or ejaculate them out...
Mustafa Al-Rasheed didn't go to the party because he was trying to use his Kenyan Fire Hose to put out a magical flame.
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When a group (usually 5 or more) stand in a line in front of a urinal. The men all insert their penises into the mans anus in front of them and simultanously urinate. The man on the end is the "Nozzle", which is considered to be quite an honor since this person will supposedly have the biggest orgasm.
"One of the favorite activites at this years Gay Pride festival is the annual Houston Fire House celebration"
"I want to be the nozzle on the next Houston Fire Hose"
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During Oral Sex you ejaculate so hard Jizz shoots out her nose which results in a splatter of semen to your own face.
last night Amy screwed me i got Texas Fire Hosed because she can't keep it down
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to ejaculate all over a females face.
Man: "Bitch! I'm gonna HOSE YOU DOWN."
Bitch: "Whaat? So you're gonna jizz on me?"
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A synonym for Firefighter. Slang word to describe an individual who puts out fires.
Oh yeah, that Ross, he's in the humping hose business.
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A P.H.M. is a male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.
Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total Panty Hose Melter or P.H.M.
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A sex act in which the man pisses instead of cumming in a girl's vagina or ass
Doctor: You're vagina has an infection.
Woman: That dick! He must of gave me a yellow fire hose!