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The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.
Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.
Similar to the Houdini Cheesecake except when your mate comes out the closet he throws a bowl of chocolate ice cream, preferably with spinkles, in the girls face.
"Hey dude good job with the Houdini chocolate surprise last nite, your mum was well shocked."
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The act of having sex with an amputee and leaving with the prosthesis before the amputee wakes up.
After I hooked up last night, I was feeling some kleptomania. So I Lieutenant Dan Houdini’d Marsha this morning. Wish I could have seen her face.
You bend a girl over in your bay window and do her from behind while your brother or friend is over, switch with your friend/brother and let them do your girl then run outside naked and wave to her from the outside the window.
"hey man this girl is coming over tonight, want to give her the bay window Houdini?"
"Man last time we did that she tried to rip my dick off"
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Part 1: While having anal sex with a woman, pull out when you're ready to cum, spit on her back so she thinks you have, then blow in her face when she turns around.
Part 2: After blowing in her face, punch the girl in the face so she bleeds and it mixes with the cum, looking like strawberry cheesecake.
Part 3: When she's knocked out from the punch, pull a cincinnati bowtie by shitting on her chest and then sitting on it and rubbing it in with your ass, so it looks like a bowtie.
Part 4: Make sure to get a picture, because if you successfully pulled this off, you are the manliest man alive.
Dude, I totally just pulled of a houdini cheescake bowtie last night. The girl was so impressed that it worked, she wasn't even mad, but she congratulated me on my epicness when she regained consciousness.
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Another twist on the classic Houdini, start off in the normal houdini fashion (doing your lady from the rear) while breathing heavily in her ear as though you have a severe respiratory condition.
Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on the hapless victims back, when she turns around unleash your man-milk into her face and shout "I AM YOUR FATHER!" to which she should reply "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Christ your mum really enjoyed the Houdini Darth Vader last night Steve"
"does that mean we're related?"
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When you are doing a girl from behind and right as you are about to shoot your seed you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you've cum. She turns around and you bust it right in her eye, followed by crushing her skull with your elbows, a la "Ong-Bak"...
Ultranick: How'd things go with that chick last night?
Birfs: You won't be seeing her again. She was too clingy so I gave her the ol' Houdini Ong-Bak... just don't tell the coppers.
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