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The worst fucking thing ever invented by technology and makes you question if Satan has found a way to torture us on Earth. It`s damn near impossible to get them correct, and it ruins fucking everything. Even here on Urban Dictionary I had to fucking click that i`m not a robot to a god damn robot. I give a big fat fuck you to whoever the hell made this online torture device. 🖕🖕🖕🖕
Human Verification wants to make me fucking die.
The act of forcing a person to drink 1 gal. of flammable liquid, shoving any flammable fabric down their esophagus leaving some hanging from the mouth, and setting the fabric ablaze.
"I was curious to try the human molotov on my alcoholic father since he recently came back from the bar."
The "tag" given to a steroid abuser who frequents the gym only to work out on the whole of the upper body and neglect any leg exercises what so ever, forming the shape of an up side down triangle i.e. A Human Triangle.
Henry; Hey Dan! how do ya like my chest and biceps!?
Dan; Yes very manly, but I can't help but notice that your legs look like two pieces shit dangling out of a fishes ass hole.
Henry; Oh don't be so mean :(
Dan; Human Triangle.
When youre fucking from behind and u shove a butt plug in her ass with a tail connected to the butt plug and rip it out so fast yelling "let it rip" and then proceed to watch her shit fly in circles
I tried to human bayblade my friends mom and i watched her shit go everywhere
A guy or girl who is obsessed with you and won't leave you alone even after you've rejected them multiple times. In public, they stand uncomfortably close to you and attempt to engage you in conversation making you feel like you're being surrounded by an annoying fly that won't go away. Dropping hints such as scooting away or excusing yourself do not work. They only make the human fly work ten times harder.
Jack wouldn't stop pestering Tina at the party. He kept hovering around her like a human fly.
Me
I am human trash, I suck and am a terrible human being.
The Gestapo arm of (inept) corporate middle management.
They enforce the law of the large corporate ladder in that you must not unintentionally threaten the job of anyone above you by outperforming them through hard work to deliver positive results for the organisation even if that hard work is necessitated by their ineptitude.
You must earn them their promotion first in order to "build relationships" so that they do not turn the corporate Gestapo onto you for investigation into your behaviour (a witch hunt in which you are accused) where the outcome is that your bridge will ultimately be burned and the inept corporate middle manager will not be found out until after your bridge has been burnt and they have staved of their eventual sacking from the hard work you have done in order to ensure positive outcomes for the organisation.
Employee: Holy Shit! This situation has led the organisation to be in a position where it cannot deliver to expectations.
Manager: Get it done Richard!
Employee: Right on it Sir/Madam. You can count on me.
Manager: Thanks Richard! Human Resources, please investigate Richard the nigger for not being in line with the mission and values of the organisation.
Corporate Gestapo: Ya Voll, Herr Middle Manager. You can count on us - we know the law and we are the law. We will performance manage this mofo because we are professionals.