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something i say on a daily basis to my dad but he says no bc hes broke
i need my robux to pay for my condo gamepasses
me: can i get some robux?
my dad: no fuck off u skank
when you want to see the full tity
can i see the full tity
A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.
1: go to the office!
2:I didn't do anything!
1:go now!
2: Can I get a witness??
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1.It could be used by a random chick wanting a one night stand without the expenses of pregnacy
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner
Can I give you a bj
Today she wrote Me a note and it says can I give you a bj
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The best phrase ever and thats the bottom line cause I said so!!!!
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A question that is purely innocent but sounds very perverted. It is used in a conversation between friends when they feel like making other people feel awkward. Can be answered with "Yes, you may lick my pineapple" or "no but you may lick my (other fruit)".
Kayla: "Amy, can I lick your pineapple?"
Amy: "No, but you may lick my cantalope."
Marla: "Dakota, can I lick your pineapple?"
Dakota: "Yes, you may lick my pineapple."
(Random Person): "What?!"
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A stupid nigger thing where some coon grabs your neck. has absolutely no meaning, and is the stupidest thing ever.
White Boy: *sitting in desk*
Nigger: Can I get 'em?
White Boy: What? OWWW!
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