Im gonna

when you or that one guy is gonna.....

that one guy: "Im gonna....."
literally everyone in a 75 metre radius: *jolts back and the speed of light*

10👍 8👎

im on a boat

to mean, on top of the world, in your element, well happy and satisfied.

hey man hows you doing wiv your new girl?
im on a boat,man everything sweet.

63👍 88👎

IM Rape

The act of talking using one word per IM

so
your
talking
like
this

and it makes alot of aim beeps
and its annoying

jesus christ dude ashley was totally IM raping me just a minute ago... it was soo annoying.

Dont ever IM rape anybody

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Im ouuuuut

To leave or vacate an area when one sais a dumb statement or comment.

"Did she just say she looked like Beyonce? Im ouuuuut."

7👍 6👎

im that bitch

A girl who knows she's the shit a bad bitch 2.0💙

nasty hoe: ugh look at her she's such a slut
bad bitch:sorry your mad *laughs*
nasty hoe :I hate you
bad bitch: Im that bitchtest me😛

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im stolen

A person who is sick, chill, amazing, raw, fucked up.

Jessica: Hey who are you?
Amber: Im Amber and im stolen.

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Im Straight

something drunk people say when they want people to THINK they are sober; when in reality they are sooo drunk they are walking like they have no backbone. they more the phrase is repeated the more drunk they are.

louie: "how many shots did you have?!"
ruthy: "1"
louie: "it looks like you had 20. are you going to be ok ruthy?"
ruthy: "IM STRAIGHT im straight"

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