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50 states

you think of a state and the other person has to guess what you are thinking, every time the person guesses wrong you move your hands from their knees upwards toward their 'junk' you stop when they guess right.

50 states is a way to touch a person you likes junk

by gkjsdfkhsj January 25, 2008

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Penn State

It's the condition after one has been Sanduskied

The boy was in a Penn State for the rest of his life, after being sanduskied.

by DaytonaDude November 29, 2011

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State Farm

They've seen too much!

We must kill The State Farm, They know too much

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 10, 2019

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State of the Ark

(Phrase of State)

1. Any item that is old, archaic or technically obsolete.

2. A outdated idea born of ancient folklore, lacking factual basis in reality and of no real use to modern discourse.

3. Any situation (usually apocalyptic) arising from the hallucinations of a drunk old man, involving thousands of trapped animals having sex and/or killing each other.

4. Thoughtless mispronunciation of the phrase "state of the art" (cutting edge; top of the line)

1) "Dude, is that a fuckin' Zune?" "Yeah man, that POS is seriously State of the Ark!"

2) Shitty countries sometimes enforce State of the Ark legislation prohibiting women from working or going to school.

3) I heard when that crazy old animal hoarder died, whoever found him described the scene as "a blood-soaked bestial orgy" and "practically State of the Ark."

4) People who say "State of the Ark" but actually mean "State of the Art" are so dumb that they must think it was pretty savvy of Noah to listen to that voice in his head telling him to get all those animals on a boat before the whole world flooded.

by bandaloop January 29, 2019

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United States

The greatest fucking country on the planet. They, with some untrained, unorganized backwoods militiamen defeated one of the largest military powers in the world in the name of freedom. NBD.

The United States basically kicks every other countries' ass. If you don't like it then GTFO

Man this Nazi-esque barbaric country sucks. I wish I could have freedom and live in a kickass country like The United States!

by Unitedztatezofamerikaniqua July 16, 2011

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Penn State

A college in Pennsylvania where Jerry Sandusky, a former Defense Coach for Penn State Football and long time kid fucker with multiple victims, was allowed to wonder aimlessly around campus and without punishment, shame by his working peers or report to the police of any kind regarding his pedophilia fiendish ways, even after being sited first hand in a shower naked behind a ten year old boy.

Penn State, openly supporting child fucking since 1997.

by pedophilia, kid fucking, shota November 9, 2011

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United States

Country with less individuals than there are rulers.
A land of indoctrination in which the people think what the media says they should.
A land in the media think what corporations and religion says.
An area on our planet with megalomaniac power, with too little altruism or tolerance, with inhabitants that need the truth and other values than superficial materialism or consumerism.

get your head out of your ass

by I. Waldman July 30, 2003

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