No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).

Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.

boat licc

boat heist

well, im getting ready to hit this BOAT LICC, i have a heist, i have to rap this shit tonight

roader boat

Similar to road head, when someone performs a motorboat to a girl while in the car.

"I gave my boyfriend road head the other day."

"Yeah? Well my boyfriend took my top off and roader boated me."

Boat Book

The colloquial name for that timeless classic, Concepts And Case Analysis in the Law of Contracts (Concepts and Insights), by Marvin A. Chirelstein.

There I was, a Saturday night, with nothing but my Boat Book, a glass of chianti, and all the time in the world.

Boat Loc

Pronounced: "Boat - Loak"

Syn: crazy, psychotic, very "extra"

Derives from the West Coast vernacular, particularly in California. Perhaps strictly Northern California slang. Definition is culturally ambiguous; might be spelled "boloc," "bo loc", "bo lo", etc.

This mother fucker is boat loc!

stoner boat

A late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese.

Oh dude, the best way to get over a harsh toke is to grind on some stoner boats.

Scrote in a Boat

An adjective used to describe a fairly unpleasant situation

"Dude, I just stepped in dog shit"

"well ain't that scrote in a boat"