morning maple

When you wake up in the morning drenched cum but don’t remember anything

Ya I woke up today with a morning maple

morning milk

When you wake up and just have to nut on your girlfriends chest

I spilled my morning milk all over her chest

morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕

I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work

Pre-Morning

Pre-Morning (The time between 3 am and the time you normally wake up, notably marked by a mid-pre-morning out of bed ritual such as eating, urinating, pooping and the like while still half asleep, normal sleep activity resumes after the mid pre morning ritual has taken place.)

Justin wakes up at 4:30 in the pre-morning, stumbles out of bed, urinates (making only half of it in the toilet, the rest on the seat.) stumbles back to bed, and passes out till 11:00 am

David wakes up at 3:00 in the pre-morning, climbs out of bed, stumbles to kitchen, makes a peanut butter sandwich, eats the sandwich, barely makes it to his bedroom, literally falls into bed with peanutbutter sandwich still in hand. wakes up the next morning realizing theres peanut butter everywhere, and he has to crap really bad.

Magic Morning

Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.

Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.

The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.

Date: 4/21/10

Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.

Jeremy: I know man same.

morning pizza

Ya know when ya have spare pizza from the party and you save it for brekkie the next morning? Well that’s morning pizza. Suck it bitch

Can 4 pizzas do we can have spare morning pizza

Morning Erection

Something that makes me wanna cum when I wake up

I keep getting morning erections and end up having cum all over my cock