RTK swims

When you fuck a girl with a speedo on and cum inside

Henry pulled an rtk swims

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swim talk

a spanish phrase 'nade hablar' which translates as a sex noise creating vibrations in the water which attract fish.

swim talk only works if you try it in the water.

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thought-swimming

To skim, delve and tread in your thoughts. Moving around in patterns that seem to make no sense, but end up making the most sense of all.

To turn over and constantly obsess about a particular subject, object or person in your mind to the point of almost drowning.

I dove into a glass of wine the other night and ended up thought-swimming about my ex-boyfriend.

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swimming shit

usually refers to:
1) feces in a toilet duly supplied with water

less usually refers to:
2) a despicable indidual who either practices natation as a sport or happens to be approaching the oberserver through waters deep enough to make snorkeling possible
3) an unfortunate event that unsurpisingly lands on the observer, very much in the guise of a floating exrement haunting a British bather at sea

Hey mate, look at that swimming shit (of mine)!

Now, ain't that dude a real swimmin' shit?

I wonder how you could not see this swimming shit coming...

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swim move

1. when you get around a cock block thrown by a girls brother. 2. To achieve a hook up while fending off a cock block/titblock from the a family member

Derek avoided the brothers cock block and excuted the swim move perfectly, then he took that chick home and nailed her.

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Swimming with whales

the act of plowing a porker, may lead to bodily injury, inadvertant victim of canabalism or shame when your friends find out.

My vacation was awesome, but swimming with whales is dangerous

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Swimming in mud

Having anal sex with a male or female.

I love when I go swimming in mud.

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