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Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.
You put your friend in a box. That’s it…
Put Your Friend In A Box Day 👍
National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.
Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?
Person B: No. You fucking suck.
Mark: “yo it’s national smoke your friend out day”
Carson: “oh word what does that mean”
Mark: “roll a doob”
On January 23 you can annoy your friends whenever and however you'd like!
"why have you been annoying me the whole day!?"
"Well bc it's National annoy your friend day!"
national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.
overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
-Hey man u wanna have a three hour anal session?
-Yeah sure bro!
Anal session with your friend