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The uncontrollable and unexplanable breaking or imploding of glasses in the workplace at a given time which Duffy is in the area
Ahh the glass smashed in your hand? That's Duffy-ism right there
Meissner-ism, corollary to Murphy's law. Seemingly random, inexplicable result of some innocuous event that somehow becomes completely convoluted and defies all logic to clear up.
Why did 52 computers in two crates randomly show up at my door? Must be a meissner-ism.
The belief of drinking lots of alcohol just because you can
Chad: Hey bobby, let's go to church
Bobby: Nah man I'm not even christian. I believe in pipi-ism
Chad:what's that
Bobby: (grabs beer and starts drinking) fuck you ese.
The mixing up of urban sayings therefore making them hilariously incorrect.
She had a honeycomb hairstyle in the 60's (meaning she had a beehive) - omg that's such an angelo-ism.
Did you hear this Angelo-ism today?! There are too many broths!! (instead of "There are too many cooks in the kitchen" )
The phenomenon where people call each other XMB unconsciously
person1: "Don't you agree with me Xmb?"
person2: "Who's Xmb?"
person1: "my bad, fell for Xmbl-ism. thought you were Xmb"
Bullie-ism something you say when you want to confuse your friends
P1: hah your so short
P2: dude stop that’s bullie-ism
P1: what???
A JJ-ism is the part of the conversation where divergence is inevitable and the segues are non existent…..bonus points if the speed of speech exceeds Mach-4.
A JJ ism is the part of the conversation where divergence is inevitable and the segues are non existent…..bonus points if the speed of speech exceeds Mach-4.
Do you know how the birds got their colors? I just realized that crocs are both animals and footwear but they don’t make crocs out of animals the footwear not the animals.