Need You Now

A hit single by Lady Antebellum that reached #2 on the Billboard Hot 100.

The song is sweet for its message, which is not "Baby, I've been thinking about you and loving you" but rather "Hey, douchebag, get your ass over here because I'm shitfaced."

Another shot of whiskey/cant stop looking at the door...

Its a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and
I need you now, said I wouldnt call
but I lost all control and I need you now.
and I dont know how I can do without, I just need you now...

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Now you know

Also known as nyk. The full phrase is 'Now you know better than that'. When someone says or does something so ridiculous, stupid, hilarious, or outrageous, the proper response to the situation is simple: "Now you know." nyk can be used in the place of lol for when you just don't know how to respond.

Dumb Bitch: I dropped $5 at Starbucks and $8 at Panera. The perfect breakfast!
Intelligent Person: Now you know.

Future Dropout: I totally bombed that test.
Friend: Well did you study for it.
Future Dropout: No.
Friend: Now you know.

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Do what now?

(Question) characterised by meatwad off the series Aqua Teen Hunger Force, used when you didn't understand what someone said or you didn't hear them. The other person will usually undersand if they need to just repeat it or if they need to explain.

-"Do you want black or refried beans?"
"Do what now?"
"Black or refried beans?"
"Oh, I'll have black."

_" You take the berometer and connect it to the zaphillyus maxumus enabling rich fuel injection through the phallangies"
" DO what NOW!??"
" Put that peice together with that one"

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Now come here

A phrase used after someone says something stupid so you can slap them upside the head.

"Kanye West is a nice person." "Now come here!"

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I'm good for now

Rejection of and ridicule for an offered good or service by feigning satiation. An indication that you are not interested in said event.

Person A: "Would you like to go for a walk?"
Person B: "I'm good for now"

Person A: "Hey Brandon, do you want to go and grab Roxie's?"
Person B: "I'm good for now"

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How soon is now

"How soon is now" is the greatest song known to man even though it is the national anthem for homosexuals. The Smiths made this song during their prime and many less talented artists have tried to replicate it ever since.

"You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everbody else does"

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your mine now

They are saying you are there girl/boyfriend.

"Justin your mine now"

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