Jacob

Jacob is a short or sometimes tall man, These types of males are alpha males oh and there thots too.

Jacob:
"Hey, I copied you're work"
The Copied person:
"What the Fuck!"

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Jacob

He’s the type of person to think he’s the best. And utterly fail at proving it.

Person 1: why is he on the floor?
Person 2: he said he could climb a tree faster than me
Person 1: aren’t you the best climber in the world
Person 2: yes
Jacob (from the floor) : NOT MUCH LONGER!!

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jacob

fat, small dick, temper, harmless

jacob is a pussy

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Jacob

He is a player, but when he falls in love, he is silly putty! He doesn’t like girls who try hard and he’s a heartbreaker. He goes well with girls named Madi.

Madi: hi Jacob!
Jacob: *im in love!* Hi Madi!

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Jacob

Some fool that says “mmm no”

A lot

Kid: ayy Jacob you good at this

Jacob: mmm no

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The Jacob

A individual of who claims to drive awesome trucks at a very young age and has the dick game of a prom night virgin.

After putting out extremely weak dick game, she accused him of pulling The Jacob.

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Jacobic

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients to create the perfect name. Not even Charlie Sheen or Adam Sandler can compare to thus name.

SHIT DUDE, look at Jacobic, he's fucking amazing man!

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