Japanese fleshlight

Feeling fishy? A great substitution to the regular fleshlight is whipping out your favourite sushi roll and shoving your Johnny down it.

Available in all different flavours, sizes, colours and textures!

Post exercise consumption- optional.

I can’t find my fleshlight but the misso brought home a some nice California rolls so looks like I’m using the Japanese fleshlight!

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Japanese dentist

A sexual act in which a girl tries to seduce a man by taking his hand and shove it up her pussy. A very effective move, however it also depends on the charisma of the girl.

Delivered from the movie "Babel" in which a japanese schoolgirl tries to seduce her dentist by doing the act stated above.

She gave me a Japanese dentist yesterday and i still feel horny..

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Japanese aftertaste

The act of shitting in someone mouth

I gave this girl a japanese aftertaste

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the japanese eggplant

When a female Japanese midget pegs you from behind (bonus points if in Beijing)

Steve: Bro, have you ever tried the Japanese eggplant?
Bill: yeah my girlfriend, Mulan Po, took me to china town last summer. I nutted like Hiroshima.

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japanese missionary

Having sex in the missionary position whilst dive bombing a plane, kamikaze style

I gave that bitch the Japanese missionary on Pearl Harbor Day, it went up in flames

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Japanese Nutella

When you finger a Japanese ass and proceed to suck on said finger for the rest of the week.

- Man, I hear you got with Miyuki last night.

- Yeah, things got dirty...
- Did you get your supply of Japanese Nutella for the week?

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japanese laundry

the dropping of a used condom on a partners clothes leaving splooge after fornicating

As kevin walked out of the dorm room, he left some japanese laundry for that hoe to clean up. Yahtzee!

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