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When you start at a position of sitting on a dresser and a female is laying on their back or front on a bed and the male hops off the dresser and attempts to penetrate the female.
Shelly: what are you doing on that dresser?
Jim: PREPARE FOR THE JAPANESE TORPEDO!!
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the best language in the whole world like do you wanna see my opai
senpai: lemme see them opai
me: omg yesss ofc i love japanese words
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Basically what Pokémon really is
Person 1: You watch Pokémon?
Person 2: Nah it's just Japanese Cockfighting
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When you finger a Japanese ass and proceed to suck on said finger for the rest of the week.
- Man, I hear you got with Miyuki last night.
- Yeah, things got dirty...
- Did you get your supply of Japanese Nutella for the week?
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When a female Japanese midget pegs you from behind (bonus points if in Beijing)
Steve: Bro, have you ever tried the Japanese eggplant?
Bill: yeah my girlfriend, Mulan Po, took me to china town last summer. I nutted like Hiroshima.
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A sexual act in which a girl tries to seduce a man by taking his hand and shove it up her pussy. A very effective move, however it also depends on the charisma of the girl.
Delivered from the movie "Babel" in which a japanese schoolgirl tries to seduce her dentist by doing the act stated above.
She gave me a Japanese dentist yesterday and i still feel horny..
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the dropping of a used condom on a partners clothes leaving splooge after fornicating
As kevin walked out of the dorm room, he left some japanese laundry for that hoe to clean up. Yahtzee!
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