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noun; the part of a person that is lost (aka. misplaced temporarily, occasionally referred to as 'dropped') when situations or circumstances cause one to question the integrity of their character, more often than not at a moment of extreme weakness, generally followed shortly thereafter by feelings of deep regret. Can also be utilized as independent nouns and pluralized.
"omg, i totally slept with that beat, fugly guy last night. Moral jaw? GONE."
"I drank the bar dry last night, was faced out of my mind and drove home. Has anyone seen my morals? JAW?! Has ANYONE seen my jaw?"
He's the almighty supreme leader, and he loves rice. Leader of the Asian Boys organization, he aims for his club to be the best. When Sprout was released, he made a whole video about Sprout ruining his feelings and now, he somewhat regrets that plant being put into the game. He's also a (cool) Discord admin, and loves baiting Joosh in real life. The crusher of jaws himself calls Masterking and Andy bad, and thinks that his mods are slacking.
He's really into Marvel and superhero stuff, really likes those movies and mass pinging.
Masterking: Why did Jaw Crusher call me bad?
Andy: Because he thinks you're folding the game.
Masterking: What a dictator!
When someone is on speed, cocaine more often than not, and their jaw swings from side to side like monkeys in the jungle.
My friend must have done a bump before his set, because he's got monkey jaws,
little guys are swinging from ear to ear.
It's a case of lock-jaw only its from sucking too much cock. Although mainly prevelent in females, some males have been known to develop the symtoms...which is gross.
"That chick sucked me off so much lastnight I must have given her a wicked case of cock-jaw."
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When a male's jaw is so sexy, it's as if you are watching porn.
Girl One: Have you seen Josh Hutcherson's jaw?
Girl Two: It's carved by angels. Complete jaw porn.
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When your girl is sucking your dick and you pull out and very violently you hit her in the side of the cheek with your dick until it begins to hurt you or she pulls away.
Dam after that loose jaw i gave cindy last night her cheek is bruised and she cant speak.
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Closely related to wanker's claw, but involving the mouth instead of the hand; soreness of mouth due to an extended blow job.
I was totally going down on this guy when I developed a severe case of wanker's jaw.
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