The bunch that occurs in the crotch-region of jeans when one is sitting down.
You know what they say about big zippers... big jean-peans.
When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female
Those jeans give her a huge jeans penis. Nasty, wear something that fits that bodacious butt right!
the back of your jeans that get taddered up from rubbing on the ground when you walk.
"Dude your jeans are all taddered up."
"Ya, bra that is my Jean's Mullet."
"Jean's Mullet?"
"No doubt, business up front, party in the rear."
"EPIC."
The bunching in the area of your crotch, making it look like you have a boner.
Damn, look at his jean weiner.
or
I don't want to move my hands because I am embarassed by my jean weiner. IT'S JUST THE WAY THE PANTS FIT WHEN I AM SITTING!
or
I wish my real weiner was as big as my jean weiner
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Combination of wearing both jeans & sneakers/runners together.
Highly fround upon in the fashion industry and act that is commited by most dads aged over 40.
Hey man, check out that guys sneaky jeans
Is he really going to pull out his sneaky jeans to wear to that party?!
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very dramatic; a lovely friend; hilarious
Jean Stallard
lovely
funny
extra
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A girl who looks innocent but is not and is always bored.
Chee Jean: ... I'm bored.
Me: You always say that.
Chee Jean: I know ;)
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