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Jean-pean

The bunch that occurs in the crotch-region of jeans when one is sitting down.

You know what they say about big zippers... big jean-peans.

by ishecoming? November 2, 2010


jeans penis

When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female

Those jeans give her a huge jeans penis. Nasty, wear something that fits that bodacious butt right!

by Kaery April 14, 2015


Jean's Mullet

the back of your jeans that get taddered up from rubbing on the ground when you walk.

"Dude your jeans are all taddered up."

"Ya, bra that is my Jean's Mullet."

"Jean's Mullet?"

"No doubt, business up front, party in the rear."

"EPIC."

by drewhoj October 8, 2009


jean weiner

The bunching in the area of your crotch, making it look like you have a boner.

Damn, look at his jean weiner.

or

I don't want to move my hands because I am embarassed by my jean weiner. IT'S JUST THE WAY THE PANTS FIT WHEN I AM SITTING!

or

I wish my real weiner was as big as my jean weiner

by Mandoooo March 6, 2008

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Sneaky Jeans

Combination of wearing both jeans & sneakers/runners together.

Highly fround upon in the fashion industry and act that is commited by most dads aged over 40.

Hey man, check out that guys sneaky jeans

Is he really going to pull out his sneaky jeans to wear to that party?!

by eddie steph July 2, 2012

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Jean stallard

very dramatic; a lovely friend; hilarious

Jean Stallard
lovely
funny

extra

by Jean Stallard February 4, 2019

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Chee Jean

A girl who looks innocent but is not and is always bored.

Chee Jean: ... I'm bored.
Me: You always say that.
Chee Jean: I know ;)

by BHGY :) January 28, 2011

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