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When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).
Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.
(v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.
Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!
Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
the back of your jeans that get taddered up from rubbing on the ground when you walk.
"Dude your jeans are all taddered up."
"Ya, bra that is my Jean's Mullet."
"Jean's Mullet?"
"No doubt, business up front, party in the rear."
"EPIC."
Combination of wearing both jeans & sneakers/runners together.
Highly fround upon in the fashion industry and act that is commited by most dads aged over 40.
Hey man, check out that guys sneaky jeans
Is he really going to pull out his sneaky jeans to wear to that party?!
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The bunching in the area of your crotch, making it look like you have a boner.
Damn, look at his jean weiner.
or
I don't want to move my hands because I am embarassed by my jean weiner. IT'S JUST THE WAY THE PANTS FIT WHEN I AM SITTING!
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I wish my real weiner was as big as my jean weiner
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A very quotable girl. Hot as fuck. Fun to be around. Says witty things. See also: GREAT.
Dude, Ellen Jean woke up and breathed our air today. It was GREAT.
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very dramatic; a lovely friend; hilarious
Jean Stallard
lovely
funny
extra
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