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One of those shits you take that's so huge and hard that you start to tear up in the middle of it. The name Jon Cryer isn't referring to the actor as a person but his name seemed fitting for this situation.
Dude, I had such a huge Jon Cryer last night, I actually started to pray to God to help me finish.
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The act of a group of friends surprising another friend with a sign stating something relating to the friend and then taking turns or simultaneously killing him or her, all whilst saying "for the blank", with the blank replaced with a term or phrase representative of the person or the situation.
"You alright, mate? You seemed to have lost all your items."
"Well, I wouldn't have if my friends hadn't gone through with FUCKING JON-SNOWING ME!!!"
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-Naming a child "Jon Rey" means he's going to be the most successful man/woman in the world.
-Word can be interchanged with handsome,smart,talented,friendly and honest
-A person who is named Jon Rey is automatically an alpha
-A person with a big dick
Filthy pleb: How can you be this good at the game what the hell??!
Jon Rey: You could say I have the "Jon Rey" genes.
Filthy pleb: I will now bend over for you my lord.
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verb. to give away. named after jon kitna, the former seattle, cinci and now lions quarterback who has made an art form of giving footballs and games away.
"i saw that pile of old clothes in your garage, what's up with 'em"
"aw, i'm gonna jon kitna 'em to goodwill"
"loser"
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Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, Jon Stewart took over The Daily Show in 1999 and has since recieved several Emmys. Stewart hosts the fake news show with correspondents Ed Helms, Rob Corddry, and Dan Bakkedahl, who are comic geniuses in and of themselves. Jon lives in NYC with his wife and son.
"Thanks for watching, I'm Jon Stewart. Here it is - your Moment of Zen."
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Obnoxious dumbass who shouts the same 3 words in every songs "yeah, what, okay", purposely trying to be annoying.
His physical appearance is equally as repulsive, with him blowing his hot smelly breath at you through big dirty gold "grillz". He seems to always try to show his teeth off, and in the process, sounds like an idiot when he talks.
Yes, he is the king of 'crunk' (crazy and drunk), for he always seems highly intoxicated, and he acts like a madman.
I've seen his graduation pictures, and i'm surprised he actually got that far. My first impression of him was a dropout moron who lacks a 2nd grade education, and can't read (see "Ying Yang Twins"), so obviously he knows something, but he chooses to hide it.
What does he care? He's making millions off of those stupid morons buying his garbage.
Please, get this nutcase "Lil Jon" outta my face!
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Crazy ass announcer for the English Premier League
Quote by Jon Champion: Given away by Carvalho, here's Rooney... it's a horrible error by the Portuguese!
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