Iranian Milk Jugs

A Farsi girl with incredible, surgically-enhanced breasts.

The Ayatollah could not keep his eyes off the young woman's Iranian Milk Jugs

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Put a plug in the jug

To stop drinking and possibly other 'bad' habits.

I put a plug in the jug. I'm 27 years sober.

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Dickens Cider Jugs

The finest quality around. Guaranteed to hit the spot. After having your Dickens Cider Jugs to relieve the urge, you wont ever again settle for anything less.

When Larry came home after a long, hard day at work, he told his girlfriend Tiffany that he needed his Dickens Cider Jugs to take his mind off the stress.

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Balcony Jugs

Very large jubblies.

That chick at the oscars had some balcony jugs.

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chug jug with you

get
out

of

my
head

Person A: "Hey have you heard chug jug with you?"
Person B: "No."
Person A: "Lucky."

Milk-jug fest

The opposite of a sausage fest. An event where the number of girls greatly exceeds the number of guys.

Dude, you have to come to this party, it's a total milk-jug fest.

Mile in a glass jug

To titty fuck a girl between her breasts, or glass jugs, if you will.

I really needed some Mile in a glass jug, so I approached Veronica, the town slut, propositioning that she let me titty fuck her massive jugs.

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