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Crunk Junk

Alcoholic beverages or drugs of such poor quality their use is only acceptable while crunk, or to reach a state of crunkenness.

Dude, that nasty 100-proof peppermint schnapps you bought is crunk junk!

by Mount P February 6, 2006

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Junk In the Trunk

:a project chick that has a shapely ass and a small waist. a round jiggly ass.

You can tell Keisha has junk in the trunk by the way she's throwing dat ass from side to side.

by vinchap February 15, 2005

191πŸ‘ 153πŸ‘Ž


Junk Violation

Any time your lower junk is overly exposed through your outer clothing in a ridiculous and blatently obsurd fashion.

Billy bad-ass had a major junk violation at the gym when he was squatting in his spandex shorts. what a loser.

by chonger November 29, 2005

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


tuck the junk

The act of pushing up your balls.

-Whoa, my balls just slapped my knees
-Looks like you're going to have to Tuck the Junk
-Man, I shoulda wore my boxers...

by Basco March 19, 2004

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


junk bump

When a girl intentionally bumps up against a guy's junk either to check out his package or see if she can get a rise. Supposed to seem accidental or not be noticed at all like she did so unintentionally.

After she "junk bumped" him, she discovered right away that he found her attractive.

by Teera February 9, 2007

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


front junk

A male's bulge outline, visibly emphasised when wearing unneccesarily tight trackpants; usually frowned upon by society as a whole.

Bree: Hey Kaylee, did you see that guys front junk?

Kaylee: Yeah, his trackies are too tight.

Bystander: Are you talking about that guys front junk? He should invest in a baggier track pant, or at least choose a darker colour.

by cannasβ„’ September 22, 2008

24πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Jesus junk

Term used by Christian retailers to describe small plastic toys, pens, and pencils that have been imprinted with trite religious phrases to be handed out to children for memorizing Bible verses in Sunday School.

by Daryl May 11, 2003

25πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž