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1. A person who is addicted to relationships and usually is way too excited when their friends join them in the realm of having a significant other.
2. Someone obsessed with being in a relationship; usually a crazy woman who depends on a man to make her happy.
Origin: Boo junkies are often revealed when someone on Facebook or MySpace changes their status from 'single' to 'in a relationship.' Following this status change, the user receives a plethora of comments and wall posts stating, 'Congratulations!!' or some other ridiculous explanation that makes it seems like you weren't a 'whole' person until you started dating someone.
The term comes from the slang definition of 'boo,' a significant other, and a junkie, someone who has a serious addiction.
Anna: Oh my God, Christie!!!! I'm SO glad you and Brad finally made it official! I'm so happy you upgraded your status in life.
Christie: Ummmm, it's really not that serious. Do you have to be such a boo junkie?
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a nipple junkie is a person who isn't just fascinated by nipples but they are addicted to them. A nipple junkie is generally a poor person(sometimes homeless) that dosent do anything throughout their day unless it involves getting their nipple fix. Nipple junkies can get their "fix" in multiple ways. The most common way is for the junkie to place a hard nipple in between their two front teeth and as the nipple is locked in place the junkie vibrates his or her tounge until the junkie has recevied their full fix. A junkies maximum fix level could be anywhere from 6 to 21 gocks (gocks are used as a way of measuring energy received by a nipple). There are countless other ways for junkies to get their fix and recieve just as many gocks. Nipple junkies are usually relaxed people even if they dont have their fix. Nipple junkies have their addiction revealed usually when their victims wake up and are having their nipples molested.
i fell asleep at the bus stop and i woke to a ravaging nipple junkie with my hard nipples in his eye.
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Someone that enjoys smelling other peoples' B.O.
Person A: Why is Rob smelling James' soccer shirt?
Person B: Man, what a funky junkie.
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Individual who loiters around towering speakers at a rave as to have their entire body molested by music.
They Love Music.
Speaker junky is found infront of a speaker
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A slur for vegans and/or vegetarians who have to get vitamin injections(B12) because they are not getting the proper nutrients that they need to keep living.
Quit protesting and join the barbecue you B12 junkies!
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A fast way of walking by junkies who are on their way to a specific location to buy heroin.
Darren and Kylie were doing the "Junkie Strut" so they could get to the train station in time to score some smack.
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One that prefers to spend all their free time researching irrelevant information online. Usually via sights such as wikipedia and urban dictionary.
"So what if I missed the biggest fuck fest of the year, I learned what a sapiosexual was! It really does pay to be an information junkie."
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