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A Karma-gasm is the pleasure-gasm you just had -- think about it.
What I just had was a Karma-gasm!
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`Karma Alert` can be used when someone famous or anyone does something wrong intentionally and Karma strikes back at them and gets publicly shamed for their actions is 'Karma Alert'
Oh karma alert, keem's dirty plan just backfired
Oh my god, ladies Karma Alert!
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one who would sell his or her mother's soul to obtain sweet sweet wordkarma/word.
"Monkeyboy is the biggest karma whore on Spankmag"
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When you swear your child(ren) never behaved in a certain way and then an opportunity presents itself with your child exhibiting a behavior proving you wrong.
Whenever you criticize another parent's parenting style or a child's negative behavior, the universe will send you a message to keep your comments to yourself with your child demonstrating a similar behavior but only much worse.
I swore that my child would never throw temper tantrums in pubic, but today she threw herself on the ground and screamed until I bought her the toy she wanted. Mama Karma strikes again!
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A unlucky bully in class 3-E. From Assassination classroom
Karma Akabane got moved to E- Class
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An elaboration on the Hindu and Buddhist concept of karma (the way we act or perform brings upon us inevitable results in this life and the next) but in reference to the vivacity and health of our sexual encounters and love life. Simply put, we reap what we sow (in bed).
Example 1: I accidentally bit Fidel's junk while going down on him last week, and then yesterday he tore up my vag with his braces. karma sutra.
Example 2: I spent all week avoiding Raul and making excuses as to why I couldn't hang out. I guess it's karma sutra that Ernesto's now totally doing the same to me.
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(noun) The random dog doo that a dog owner picks up and disposes of when out and about to make up for those times when his or her own dog has done its business somewhere that then mysteriously cannot be found (e.g., out in the tall grass in the park).
To pick up karma poo is to maintain equilibrium in the world of dog doo disposal, and to help make up for all the idiot dog owners who allow their dogs to defecate anywhere and everywhere without cleaning it up.
"Man, I've looked everywhere and I can't find Fido's poo!"
"Dude, you'd better go find some karma poo and take care of it!"
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"What are you doing? Fifi didn't take a dump!"
"I know, but I think she snuck one out here somewhere the other day, and I'm way behind on my karma poo anyway."