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Some nerd who is a gold sigma and doomfist and a washed up 100 hour mercy main. He is also a snot and calls things he doesn’t like a peanut
Derry says “shut up ross u smell”. Ross is an abbreviation of Ross kelly
Elijah Kelly is a dude who don't give a fuck about your feelings or what your going through. And this motherfucker gets hoes but he and he can't stay loyal to one.
Elijah Kelly is a bad motherfucker.
Described by Katherine as a handsome, heroically charismatic, plain-spoke, know-nothing, cocky little son of a... as well as a flirt, a complete egomaniac, and the face of the Newsies strike.
Jack Kelly is an egotistical son of a...
When a persons drunk mother licks your face.
Mikes mom is drunk again she's giving everybody kelly kisses
One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She is amazing,smart,funny and so many other great things and when u meet her u will instantly fall in love with her and will just wanna hold her and kiss her and never want to let go. She is the greatest person ever.
amazing beautiful Kelly Garcia
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A man, a legend. In short, Dan Kelly is the epitome of all that is awesome in the world. He was born from the sweat of a hot gay sex session featuring Chuck Norris, King Leonidas, Michael Clarke Duncan, and Julius Ceaser, and from the age of 2 months he has had a full beard, reminiscient of some members of ZZ Top or Mr. T. He has always been adept at technology and engineering, and he is credited with building the first time machine, and then powering it by stroking his stubbly chin. A phyiscal description of Dan Kelly will send women (and men) into an orgasmic fury so powerful it shoots out a sonic boom. Long, brown flowing locks adorn a perfectly spherical head with glasses so powerful Dan Kelly can see that you are wearing a thong (and he likes it). To describe his awesomeness in mere words is nothing short of impossible. However, you can continue the legend of Dan Kelly by making jokes such as "Dan Kelly naked...(add anything. Anything at all)" or just yelling "Dan Kelly" at passerbys will brighten their days. Tell these jokes to your friends, have your friends pass them on, and appreciate the joy that Dan Kelly brings to small children on Christmas, Hannuakuah, Easter, and St. Patrick's Day.
Max: Hey, Dan Kelly naked solving a Rubik's Cube in 4 minutes and 40 seconds.
Steve: Yeah? Well, Dan Kelly naked playing the acoustic guitar in the lunar module.
Max: Nice. Dan Kelly naked stacking the chairs in a women's prison.
Steve: Damn, you're good.
-Also-
Tim: Hey Dan Kelly!
Dan Kelly:Shut your goddamn mouth and go climb a wall of dicks.
Tim: Okay...
-Finally-
Max: DAN KELLY!!!!!
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Resident friendly AJ lover from the Seymour, Victoria region.
Somewhat mythical somewhat accurate.
Her tally and the stories from the lads grows with each year.
A fat slut from pucka who works at KFC and has literally fucked half the army
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