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In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.
"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.
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A fat Aspie with pepperoni nipples. Frequents Gaia Online, recently featured in a leaked sex tape; lulzy.
"Yo, that fat chick from science got her titties all on my phone."
"Ugh, pear kitten'd."
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A stuck up whore who needs to get a new view on the world.
Baron Samedi: Danger Kitten is mad because her boyfriend took her makeup and finger painting supplies
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To masturbate continuasly
matt D. killed 4 kittens in the bathroom
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"Killing kittens" is a very useful euphemism to those who are incapable of spelling the big word "masturbating" correctly.
The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.
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1. A collection of 3 or more kittens, cats, or other feline creatures lying in a pile.
All of the kittens made a kitten pile in the corner of the room.
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